that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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