I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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