K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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