I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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