BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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