I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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