I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Too much gin, very little bucket
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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