spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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