I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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