I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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