Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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