I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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