New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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