Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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