I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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