So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
