Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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