just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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