You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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