Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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