We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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