K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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