it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
And then he peed in my hair
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