I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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