I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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