Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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