it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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