Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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