ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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