Do you still have your period?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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