Porn is love you can see.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
we should paint friendship bongs
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