Say something about gay babies.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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