shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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