So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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