I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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