break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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