how can u be prego again
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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