Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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