I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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