we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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