One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
