CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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