So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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