the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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