How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
