yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We need to get me chipped asap
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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