it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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