Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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