so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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