I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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